Ghostbusters excerpt

(hey, dean jaeger.)
(i trust you're moving us to better quarters on campus)

no, you're being moved off campus,
the board of regents has decided to terminate your grant you are to vacate these premises immediately.

(this is proposterous, i demand an explanation)

this university will no longer continue any funding, of any kind, for your groups activities

(but the kids love us)

doctor venkmon
we believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind.
you, however seem to regard science as some kind of dodge, or hustle

your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe
your methods are sloppy
and your conclusions are highly questionable
you are a poor scientist, doctor venkmon

(i see)

and you have no place in this department, or in this university