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this is jack burton and the pork chop express and i'm talking to
whoever's listenin' out there.
like i told my last wife i says honey
i never drive faster than i can see
besides that it's all in the reflexes.
you just listen to the old pork chop express and take his advise
on a dark and stormy night alright.
when some wild-eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck
taps the back of your favorite head against a bar rooom wall
and looks you crooked in the eye and he ask if you paid you dues
well you just stare that big sucker back in the eye
and remember what old jack burton always says at a time like that
have you paid your dues jack?
yes sir the check is in the mail
well ya see i'm not saying that i've been everywhere and i've done everything
but i do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here.
a man'd have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in this universe.
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you just listen to the old pork chop express here now and take his advise
on a dark and stormy night when the lightnings crashing and the
thunders rolllin and the rains coming down in sheets thick as led.
just remember what old jack burton does when the earth quakes and
the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake.
yeah jack burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye
and he says give me your best shot pal, i can take it.